so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Rory Williams, the Flawless Motherfucker Who Waited (LIKE A BOSS) because he couldn’t give a shit about the universe when his wife was in danger → Look at these fucking companions
Now listen
Norse mythology does not have a devil. Making Loki into a devil is completely wrong. The concept of sin and the devil as twisted evil and instigator of sin is a very Middle Eastern thing, firmly rooted in the religions stemming from that area. In pre-Christian Europe there was no such thing.
So just don’t. Doesn’t matter what you think about Loki. Just don’t.
THIS
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Gabriel
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
NYET.
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Wood.
Men of tumblr, I applaud you.
JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Lakeland, USA
Alicante, Spain
Castellon, Spain
Valencia, Spain
New Orleans, USA
Stourbridge, England
Oban, Scotland
Boston, USA
Varna, Bulgaria
Utica, USA
Dungannon, Northern Ireland
Havering, England
Bacolod, Philippines
Goirle, the Netherlands
Holbaek, Denmark.
Erbil, Iraq
Deal, England
Reading, England
Oxford, England
Newcastle, England
Sneek, The Netherlands
Bath, England
Portland, USA
Molde, Norway
Sycamore, USA
Calgary, Canada
Hong Kong, China (I added both my homes hope that's okay)
Brighton, USA
San Diego, USA
Seattle, USA
Auckland, New Zealand
Sydney, Australia
Tucson, USA
Dallas, USA
Melbourne, Australia
Gold Coast, Australia
Craiova, Romania
Bucharest,Romania
Rm. Valcea, Romania
Ploiesti,Romania
Cebu, Philippines
New Delhi, India
Brisbane, Australia
Oahu, USA (yeah it's an island. and?)
Covina, USA
Atwater, USA
St.Catharines, Canada
Neuquén, Argentina.
Nanaimo, Canada
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
