so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
Rory Williams, the Flawless Motherfucker Who Waited (LIKE A BOSS) because he couldn’t give a shit about the universe when his wife was in danger → Look at these fucking companions
THIS IS MY ONLY DREAM
Norse mythology does not have a devil. Making Loki into a devil is completely wrong. The concept of sin and the devil as twisted evil and instigator of sin is a very Middle Eastern thing, firmly rooted in the religions stemming from that area. In pre-Christian Europe there was no such thing.
So just don’t. Doesn’t matter what you think about Loki. Just don’t.
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Men of tumblr, I applaud you.
JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
The bennett twins for 12th doctor
someone in this room has Destiel as their otp